During Fall of 2002, I predicted that JFK will win the nomination. I was correct.

Now, today, on Thanksgiving Day 2004, let me predict the 2008 campaign.

My analysis is flawless. My political investigating skills are legendary.

The GOP will nominate McCain. He will get GOP, independent, and democratic votes. His VP will be Dr. Rice, who will help to get votes from minorities and women. The McCain/Rice ticket will ensure the GOP majority for many years to come.

On the DNC side, the clueless left will have orgasms and force Hillary to run. She will be badly beaten by Edwards, another clueless guy who could not win his state, county, or his precinct. His only good thing this campaign was the video where he used a woman's compact mirror. He now made metro-sexual cool. DNC likes pretty boys and girls who play victims. They will be torn between Edwards and Hillary. But, Edwards is very ambitious (he led a campaign to be JFK's VP, remember, starting the day he lost the nomination). He will narrowly beat Hillary.
Edwards will have his best friend, Evan Bayh, as his VP. Bayh a former governor from IN, will, he will argue, help to get red states.

In the end, nothing will matter. McCain and Rice will bury Edwards and Bayh. With Hillary injured. Edwards defeated twice. GOP will rule for many years to come.

What can do the DNC do? Simple. Make more people heroes. Not just Hillary or Edwards. Get the female governors of AZ and KS some time on national. Do not get Obama wagan. The guy from Kenya will crash and burn soon, just like Edwards. Bill Richardson is a foul-mouth guy who could not win NM for JFK. Ed Rendell is the guy who delivers. Make him a hero. But, DNC will not. They like pretty white boys and victim white girls. Thus, they will lose plenty.

Ali Karim Bey
Political Investigator and Analyst
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